Friday, October 26, 2007

AFRIKA BOXING 101


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Hey Guys I just finished my second bout in Boxing and you can chalk it up along Pavlik (32-0, 29 KOs) AFRIKA (2-0. 1 KOs) remained undefeated. I kicked ass just like he did, but hotter. My contender suffered his a loss, because he challenged me to a surprise match when he walked in my training gym, boasting are you AFRIKA, and I am going to Kick your ASS. Instead, I used his ass to mop up my Mats. We started out with boxing and after a couple of rounds, I found that he was no match for me. I soon made him my boxing bag, and did you know that there is nothing better than a real body to punch. The punches connect so great. I punched him silly. Because I am humble I gave him a chance to redeem hisself in a Wrestling Match. Again, he was useless. Soon I found that he was no match for me in either Boxing or Wrestling. Then I had to teach him a lesson, Boxing 101 - Rule #1 Don't challenge a opponent that you are no match for. Rule #2 If you do, be ready for the consequences. Rule #3 If you find yourself used as a boxing bag or floor mat get out of there as fast as you can. And the final Rule DON'T PICK A MATCH WITH AFRIKA or Better yet TRAIN YOUR ASS OFF FIRST BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT THIS!!!! To all the fighting fans out there. I am training in Boxing so watch out for some Dynamic, Explosive Fighting combined with Martial Arts (JEET KUNE DO) and my favorite Wrestling. I love this stuff so please note that I will also include Strangling,Suffocation and Domination my favorites. Enjoy

13 comments:

jfm said...

To think I was worried that you couldn't find any new and exciting ways to KICK ASS! Guess the next thing for me to do is pray you don't put anyone in a coma.

Anonymous said...

Afrika: any chance you could arrange to do a DVD/video with you and Kasie Kavanaugh wrestling each other? Now that's a matchup I'd pay to see...

Anonymous said...

yes. afrika- if you are truly the best don't go after male weaklings. i suggest you defeat the following in competitive matches: kasie kavanaugh, gabrielle hames, amber deluca. then you'd be truly the best and these are matches we'd all be willing to pay for@@

Anonymous said...

Will this match be released officially?

Anonymous said...

HEY AFRIKA I CUD BEAT U N I CHALLENGE U 2 WRESTLE N IF U CAN BEAT ME THEN FAIR ENUFF BUT I CAN BEAT U MEET ME IN LLANFAETHLU WALES IN THE COW SHED BITCH

Anonymous said...

hi putting it straight i am the mike tyson of nottingham uk
you are the frank bruno
enough said anytime you are in the uk im there x

Anonymous said...

wow your boston crab looks so painful

**UNHOLY** said...

Hey--love your blog site--I added you to my blog list

Anonymous said...

Hi Afrika. That boxing match sounds impressive to watch, or to participate in. How badly bruised did you leave him? I'd be outmatched, since I'm only 150 pounds, but a pretty good boxer. I'd be sorely tempted to take you on anyway, and see if I could use my speed to tag you good...and if you ended up using me for a punching bag...well, that would be hot.

PS are there a alot of stills of you boxing, and in boxing gloves, on the pay portion of your website?

Anonymous said...

This post reminds me of the last time i wrestled Afrika...she totally dominated me, of course!

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Anonymous said...

Hi Afrika, I think you would be true wrestler if you could beat treasure in a wrestling match. Will this match be cming soon?

Ian Deighton said...

Afrika I do think you are gorgeous and sexy. I have been watching your videos and some of the guys you fight really just want to be beaten by you. They are deliberately slow. I'm wondering how good you would be against a real contender. Big fan however